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Study Abroad Student “Pissed Off” At Joe Biden For Abandoning Him in Afghanistan

Posted on January 20, 2022 By: admin

KABUL–The United States’ hasty retreat from Afghanistan has left an unbelievable mark on the region,

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Text Evidence Reveals: Blown Out Kid Made Fourteen Different Lunch Plans Last Night

Posted on January 10, 2022 By: admin

At around noon this afternoon, fourteen of David McCormick’s friends sat at the cafeteria bewildered:

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Message to Graduating Seniors: Please Give Us Money Soon, Also Congrats!

Posted on October 15, 2018 By: admin

LOS ANGELES- After a truly powerful commencement ceremony, full of average singing and a speech

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School Does the Right Thing, Finally Eliminates Water Torture During Disciplinary Board Meetings

Posted on August 12, 2018 By: admin

LA–After a highly publicized and controversial push from the Parent’s Association, Excelsior Academy has finally

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Study Finds Majority of Students Do Better When Allowed to Cheat

Posted on August 10, 2018 By: admin

LA–A recent study conducted by the failing school newspaper, the Soarer, has revealed that, on

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“Visionary” Student Prints Bong From 3D Printer

Posted on August 9, 2018 By: admin

EXCELSIOR–James Bradowsky, known in the stoner community as “Jbone” reportedly printed a fully functioning bong

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School Punts, Creates Designated “Vaping” and “Non-Vaping” Bathrooms

Posted on August 8, 2018 By: admin

LOS ANGELES–In an attempt to combat the highly publicized vaping epidemic, Excelsior Academy has decided

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Softball Team Wins! Or Loses, No One Really Knows

Posted on August 7, 2018 By: admin

LOS ANGELES–The school’s softball team’s recent end to their season brings up an important question:

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Idiot Kid Takes Middle Urinal

Posted on August 7, 2018 By: admin

Everyone knows the unspoken rules of life. These include keeping your elbows off the table,

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