Idiot Kid Takes Middle Urinal



Everyone knows the unspoken rules of life. These include keeping your elbows off the table, neatly stowing your shopping cart away after use, and distancing yourself from the other person that’s peeing.

So you can imagine my shock early this afternoon, when I walk into the bathroom and see a freshman, James Rankok, peeing into the middle urinal. Now, a lot of you might be thinking: why is this a big deal?

Get this: there was no one in the other two urinals.

That’s right, Freshman James walked into an empty bathroom and decided to piss in the middle urinal, therefore making the other two urinals unusable. Simply put: Fuck this guy and fuck his family.

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