At around noon this afternoon, fourteen of David McCormick’s friends sat at the cafeteria bewildered: where was their hard-partying friend that they had just enjoyed a night out with?

At the time David was facedown on his keyboard, running out of time on his Accounting quiz. What he didn’t know, however, was that he made fourteen separate plans with his friends to get lunch whilst “doing lots of cocaine” last night.

At the time, McCormick had “no doubt in (his) mind” that he would be able to make this “array” of promises come to fruition, but after sobering up it became clear to McCormick that he was talking nonsense because he was high on cocaine.

Before leaving the interview David mumbled to himself, “Every week…when will I ever learn?”