LOS ANGELES–In an attempt to combat the highly publicized vaping epidemic, Excelsior Academy has decided to designate certain bathrooms specifically for vaping. “This solution is a win-win,” said Principle Lazzaro. “Our school prides itself on compromise, and I think what was shown here was this institution doing what’s best for the entire student body.”

A senior, Tony Klerik, commented on the decision.

“Picture this: you are a teacher, you just drank your morning coffee, and now you have to pee. You walk into the bathroom and see me, Tony, vaping up a storm, who benefits from this scenario? No one.”

Lazzaro also said the school remains determined to combat teenage smoking, calling it “their top priority.”