Text Evidence Reveals: Blown Out Kid Made Fourteen Different Lunch Plans Last Night
At around noon this afternoon, fourteen of David McCormick’s friends sat at the cafeteria bewildered:
Message to Graduating Seniors: Please Give Us Money Soon, Also Congrats!
LOS ANGELES- After a truly powerful commencement ceremony, full of average singing and a speech
Study Finds Majority of Students Do Better When Allowed to Cheat
LA–A recent study conducted by the failing school newspaper, the Soarer, has revealed that, on
“Visionary” Student Prints Bong From 3D Printer
EXCELSIOR–James Bradowsky, known in the stoner community as “Jbone” reportedly printed a fully functioning bong