School Does the Right Thing, Finally Eliminates Water Torture During Disciplinary Board Meetings
LA–After a highly publicized and controversial push from the Parent’s Association, Excelsior Academy has finally
Study Finds Majority of Students Do Better When Allowed to Cheat
LA–A recent study conducted by the failing school newspaper, the Soarer, has revealed that, on
“Visionary” Student Prints Bong From 3D Printer
EXCELSIOR–James Bradowsky, known in the stoner community as “Jbone” reportedly printed a fully functioning bong
School Punts, Creates Designated “Vaping” and “Non-Vaping” Bathrooms
LOS ANGELES–In an attempt to combat the highly publicized vaping epidemic, Excelsior Academy has decided
Softball Team Wins! Or Loses, No One Really Knows
LOS ANGELES–The school’s softball team’s recent end to their season brings up an important question:
Idiot Kid Takes Middle Urinal
Everyone knows the unspoken rules of life. These include keeping your elbows off the table,
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