EXCELSIOR–James Bradowsky, known in the stoner community as “Jbone” reportedly printed a fully functioning bong using the school’s 3D Printer.

“I got the inspiration by combining my two favorite extracurriculars: 3D Printing and marijuana,” Bradowsky said.

Bradowsky has garnered much praise for his breakthrough.

“James is an innovative, intelligent young man,” said local dealer and former Excelsior student David “Two Foot” Parker.

“This is how he earns his nickname,” said fellow student Mark Rayburn.

Bradowsky plans to bring together the stoners and the geeks in a blowout party this Saturday.  He also hopes one day “to use his platform for good.”