LOS ANGELES – Signing binding legal documents without looking at them may be even more dangerous than you think. Three days ago sophomore Donald Bunion was shot in the leg by Excelsior’s armed guard after his parents signed a “permission slip” that they thought was for a trip to the zoo.
“I don’t understand the controversy here, it was a permission slip, one that gave me permission to shoot that kid in the leg,” said the armed security guard. “The good news is that now he can go to the zoo.”
Bunion claims, “I swear I read that permission slip, and it said nothing about getting shot.”
Donald is currently still in the hospital and “doesn’t even wanna go to the zoo anymore.”