LOS ANGELES – After threats from the FDA led the controversial company Juul to pull their fruit-flavored pods from stores, the company has recently announced the release of a new flavor: Popcorn Lung.
This new flavor is especially controversial, given the newfound awareness on how nicotine affects the teenage brain. When asked about the curious title of this new flavor, Juul got back to us quickly, probably because we are teens.
“We care so, so much about teens not using our products,” said a top executive at Juul. “We are so distraught and offended that the youth has been using this new dope flavor, and we hope you’ll accept our apology in the form of 30 free packs of pods.”