LOS ANGELES – Signing binding legal documents without looking at them may be even more dangerous than you think. Three days ago sophomore Donald Bunion was shot in the leg ...
LOS ANGELES – After threats from the FDA led the controversial company Juul to pull their fruit-flavored pods from stores, the company has recently announced the release of a new ...
LOS ANGELES – Excelsior Academy has found itself embroiled in yet another scandal; a group of popular kids were outed after throwing an English Imperialism-themed homecoming party. Students showed up ...
OP-ED by Ryan Spencer, 11th grade. LOS ANGELES–So today I’m minding my own business, just going about my usual school day, and I go into the bathroom. I notice all ...
LA–The Center for Disease Control made headlines today, upgrading the popular game Fortnite to a grade A drug classification. The game, which has reportedly racked in over a billion dollars of ...
EXCELSIOR–James Bradowsky, known in the stoner community as “The Creator,” reportedly printed a fully functioning bong using the school’s 3D printer. “I got the inspiration by combining my two favorite ...
LA–In a continuation of their community outreach program, students of Excelsior Academy traveled to a local public school to pick up trash today at around 1:30 pm. “I’m just happy ...
