LOS ANGELES–A shocking study conducted by The Peacock has shown that, contrary to what Excelsior Academy wants the community to believe, the school is almost impossibly not diverse. In the search, we asked the following questions:
- Do you enjoy the music of Mumford and Sons?
- Have you seen any romantic comedies starring Reese Witherspoon?
- Do you complain about the weather no matter what temperature it is?
- Are you afraid of gluten?
- Do you feed your dog food from Kreation?
An astounding 98% of students responded “yes” to all of these things, corresponding exactly with the percentage of white students.