LOS ANGELES–In an attempt to combat the highly publicized vaping epidemic, Excelsior Academy has decided to designate certain bathrooms specifically for JUULing.
“This solution is a win-win,” said Principal Lazzaro. “Our school prides itself on compromise, and I think what was shown here was this institution doing what’s best for the entire student body.”
A senior, Jimmy G., commented on the decision.
“Sometimes I’m in the bathroom and someone comes in and is like really sus[picious], so now with this two bathroom system I know that whenever I take one of my eight JUUL breaks a day I can just get down to business,” G. said.
Lazzaro also said the school remains determined to combating teenage smoking, calling it “their top priority.”