Armed Guard Given Detention for Possession of Firearm on Campus
LOS ANGELES – In what some have called a contradictory move, Excelsior has given the armed guard a detention just days after hiring him. The guard, who was hired after ...
Teen Court Sentences Eighth Student to Death This Year
LOS ANGELES – The mortality rate continues to rise as the eighth minor was sentenced to death on Friday by Excelsior Academy’s out-of-school Teen Court initiative. Teen Court is a ...
Student Doesn’t Read Whole permission Slip Before Signing It, Shot By Armed Guard
LOS ANGELES – Signing binding legal documents without looking at them may be even more dangerous than you think. Three days ago sophomore Donald Bunion was shot in the leg ...
Study Finds Majority of Students Do Better When Allowed to Cheat
LA–A recent study conducted by the failing school newspaper, the Soarer, has revealed that, on average, students that cheat do far better than students that do not cheat. The study ...
Excelsior Brings Back Water Torture to Enforce Carpool Rules
LOS ANGELES – After removing water torture as an option for Honor Board punishment, Excelsior Academy has decided to bring the controversial measure back in order to enforce the new ...
Juul Unveils New Flavor “Popcorn Lung”
LOS ANGELES – After threats from the FDA led the controversial company Juul to pull their fruit-flavored pods from stores, the company has recently announced the release of a new ...
